Do you like to get video games? Here you go, an interesting small tool you can run in your browser easily allows you to rewrite the famous game quotes. The Death Generator offers a collection full of retro games (mainly) and a simple text box that will recreate the exact font used by those games, all for you to make small sellers by Zelda say rude words, or completely rewrite the previous recording of Goldeneye 007.
You can disturb with the famous FBI warning to all Arcade guests in the United States (and moreover) that “the winner does not make drugs”. You can play with Dracula’s existentialist in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Or simulate the letter Princess Peach to her friend’s water pipe repairmate in Super Mario 64.
But my favorite is probably Metal Gear Solid One, because it not only allows you to remove the text of your codec conversations, it also allows you to customize anyone in the call. You can create conversations with Otacon, Mei Ling, Colonel, Meryl and Naomi – it even allows you to choose the number of reception bars being displayed. Attention to details is admirable.
You can only type a small phrase and press the dice button to ride the screen randomly, just to see how your words can be suitable if, say, sub-zero said them. Or maybe you are not satisfied with the way Blober team redo Silent Hill 2, in which case you can start the process of writing your own adaptation, starting with Mary’s famous letter to her caring husband.
And finally, no famous gaming screen collection will be completed without this scene from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, but I have not been affected and copied here in its original form, because of respect for the fallen person, you understand.
This tool was created by “Foone” programmer, who shared it on Bluesky. “I have 270 games in it and I always have more time,” they said on social media. “The most recent one is the GBA Kingdom Hearts game, a chain of memories. A happy person because it is full of Disney characters.”
The programmer then posted a picture of Winnie The Pooh swearing. Excellent. Take a look if you may be at the top of that, readers. Be happy!