In a recent house, I have discovered a buffer of creative text since the age of teenagers. Of course, now I consider most of it to be unbearable. Reading some certain notebooks made me feel as if my stomach was conducting an attack on my brain. Burning it, screaming the parts of the brain saying that the risks of poems began with “o muse”. Burn all. However, I felt bad about my adolescence, so I appeared all those wrong articles in a giant suitcase. He squatted beside me right now when I type these words, like a tomb filled with dead seagulls.
Similar mixed emotions appear to notify Amphora Hell, in which you play an amphora (read: ancient species) with legs. Amphora is the job of Kilnmaster, a terrible Olympian force, part of Hephaestus for a part of Shmup villains. Kilnmaster decided that he hated his Amphora with his legs and wanted to destroy it with a flying hammer. “There is no evidence of my failure,” he blowed into the pruritus. “Prepare to be removed!”
The next thing is a pisstake of nervousness and the way the projects we think are writing can refuse to abandon our imagination. It was a simple game, so simple that my previous sentence felt overloaded despair.
As Amphora, you run right or left on a pile of lanes and moving platforms, trying to avoid the hammer around randomly appearing from the sides. Challenge to increase rapidly: Keep it in 40 seconds or longer and Kilnmaster’s nightmares will appear and the coast towards you, threats like a devil enemy. The goal is not to be said to last long enough to listen to the entire background music around the game. I still haven’t managed this yet.
I like this game because this is a self -deprecating introduction to other experiments of Creator June Hoa, including “the first Gunk -style game” to a stick game and playing with interactive novel. All of this is summarized as “brain toxins for your brain poison”, which describes a lot of art I like.
You can download Amphora Hell for free. If you pass the first stage, let me know if there is anything strange to report and by all means to share any of your own projects you want to destroy with Hammer Bay.
