The founder of Hazelight Josef Fares called on Ubisoft to create a Splind mobile game for Splitscreen – a move that even me, with my absolute business sensitivity, realized that it could be compared to the request of Cadbury began to make chocolate from soot. He thought it would be a “guaranteed success”.
I don’t say I don’t like the idea of Cell Splitscreen Splind. Ubisoft’s ancient military stealth has a good form for Sneakery Co-op, with the players of the Splint Cell: Chaos theory of cooperation for Synchro Stab the Welly. But come now, Master Fares. I know you have to maintain your reputation to cut the screen but please, have some dignity. Imagine the harsh faces of Splinter cells when Yves Guillemot offers a scene of a splitscreen-just one Repeat, 12 years from the last time. Imagine dozens of green laser dots that gradually appear on the face of Guillemot. Imagine the sparkling of a thousand karambits is drawn from the utility belt.
“Other publishers do not do this and that’s crazy for me,” Fares commented in a recent interview with GameSradar. “A lot of people are playing these games and everyone loves them. I mean, I’m looking at Ubisoft and now they are having trouble and I hope someone [from there] Take this interview, but why don’t they use Sam Fisher and make a game only for the screen?
“Don’t be a chicken to be a single player; just say this is just a farewell screen,” he continued. “Boom, that’s it. You have succeeded and I can guarantee you that they will sell a large amount of copies. Yes, they don’t even have to do the light; why they don’t listen to this. [interview] And like, ‘Oh, he’s right.’ It is a guaranteed success for them; It is for you, Ubisoft. You can get it free from me. “
It happens to me that it is an age between cells that some of you may not know or cannot recall the premise of Splinter cells. This is a quick summary: There is a grumpy man wearing a black pajamas named Sam Fisher, with three green torches trapped on his head. Sam’s job is to climb into places, stick knives and silent bullets in terrorists, perform divisions on the corridor and can hack a computer or cancel a bomb activation. You will think that terrorists will see Sam come, saying that he dresses like a broken traffic light, but somehow he always escapes from it, scamp. In addition, he was voiced by Michael Ironside, the listener was like a sexy saw.
Ubisoft has worked to restart the Splind cell since 2021 – “Rewrite and update” the story for the new player, because a posting job takes it by 2022. Let alone a stealth game can only be played by two people sitting on the same sofa – as if the sofa even exists longer, in the days of direct service.
Indeed, Ubisoft actually told their investors that they will double the “vertical” number in the future: More than what the game online is like a service and adventure of open world action adventures. However, perhaps Yves Guillemot will find time in the context of the company’s selling efforts to penetrate Hazelight’s offices and empty a barrel on the head of Josef Fares.
