Finally, someone has investigated how many times you can urinate in heavy rain

My favorite genre of Youtuber is: “Hyperfixat people on a mundane detail of a blockbuster video game and become strange about it”. When you provide me with a long -lasting video essay about a dark adventure game since 1998, I will hide in the closet. But if you silly wondering where the rivers in Skyrim go, I will follow seriously like a baby elephant. This is the way I finally spent most of my afternoon to see the characters David Cage were angry. A video creator has decided to count diligently in all cases where urination can play in a heavy movie adventure game. This is an important job. This is an important job.

This action, UH, “research” was conducted by YouTuber Allie Meowy, who spent an hour taking viewers step by step through the different bathroom belt and pondered on each urination with an important lens that absolutely no one thought was necessary. Great. I will not ruin exactly how many pees you can urinate in a serious criminal film. You will have to watch the video (or skip it) to find out. I will say it is not a large or impressive number. It was a very simple number of a story that followed four people in four days. But that’s not the important amount of Pee, it is the stain we find on the way.

“We will build our knowledge based on the urine mechanisms throughout this video,” Alllie said, with an alarming amount of professionalism with a frank face. “In most games you shoot people and it does not mean anything. In heavy rain, you urinate and the story is a bit intensified. And you know? I think it’s so beautiful.”

As anyone who once shouted “Jason” in a shopping mall could certify, heavy rain is a magnet for irony. Cannot enjoy this (or thought to be any game of Quantic Dream) without speaking loudly at certain times. For all their wishes to become big, meaningful artworks, these games are full of meaningless, intentional and unintentional things.

However, videos are not only a joke with the best and worst selective game costs in 2010. When Piss’s countdowns progress, Allie’s intense supervision leads to some strange interesting observations. For example, Madison, the only woman who can play in the story, automatically flush the toilet, while all male characters ask the player to activate himself. In many cases, you will urinate and cannot wash your hands. You will usually eat or rub your face immediately.

The Piss was not tracked by the game, she also noted. You can drink carton behind orange juice and you will never break. And some bathrooms in the American context of the game (incomplete-Philadelphia) lack a sink because it is how some bathrooms exist in the real life of France, where the designers of the game are headquartered.

“You can easily go the whole game without urinating even once,” Allie observed. “I don’t know why you want to do it, but technically is an option for players who like play style.”

And just like this “Playstyle” Pissless “has become one of my favorite phrases in the year.

The video also acts as an incredible incident about the plot of the game. If you have never played heavy rain, and could not face the whole game, now I can propose this is a definitive way to have a summary story. Yes, the focus is urine. Yes, from Piss occurs about 150 times during the video process. But I may have learned more about this cage game in the past hour compared to me after two plays when it released for the first time.

Pee is on the brain here at RPS, seems to. Recently I reviewed my summer car, a mechanic sim, in which you can drink your own wizz to reduce both your thirst and urine bar at the same time. Meanwhile, Piss-on-Shooter, Urge has attracted Edwin’s attention because it is “the most interesting open world shooter for a long time, and also the most rebellious”. Anyway. That is all we have in this moment, readers. Now, wash your hands.