I patiently wait for someone to run after one of this expensive digital typewriter

I am not completely sure why I have never encountered one of the handsome digital typewroots but has the insulting price of Freewrite until this week. After discovering them, I was really surprised when I didn’t seem to have a real alternative. Is there a patent here I’m lacking? They have the vibe of a failed Nintendo periphery – what you find in any sales. But no! My choice is an old Alphasmart with McDonalds cheese pampered on the battery box, or a mobile. I don’t trust you, Freewrite. I may have trusted you if you sell the premium version of a product that is widely available, but this feels vague. In addition, you say Hemingway is “the most iconic literary personality of the last century” – a award that belongs to Mary Rayner and her tomato sauce pigs.