Kingdom Come: Deliveryance 2 is receiving a large patch on March 13, Warhorse developers declared. It will enhance Mucky role -playing game in a great way with mod tools and “updated warehouses”, including what the developers are vague called hair cutting mode. Following the advertisement images they typed together, this is just a beard option and hairstyle for the main character Henry. But it is still not March 13, so let’s dare to dream. Let us imagine that the update will allow Henry become A barber, cut a streak through countless edges of the 15th century Bohemia.
I did not realize that until I wrote this post, I wanted to play a game that you play a barber traveling, perhaps departing every day from my shop to groom the bosses of the kingdom. A game in which I, Quiff SideBrn, Develop at Law, must be carefully organized the different sizes of scissors in my velvet hair cutting kit. A game in which my choice is related to international politics. In which I ponder my own beard from the juniper and moles slaughtered. In which I can hire three supporting characters and form a barbershop quartet, then make everything because Quiff Sideburn is the secret Sweeney Todd.
A quick look at Steam shows that, very hesitant, one thing is “a type of hair cut sim”. For example, there is a hair cutting party that is about to debut from the second wind, which has been overcooked except that you round the collar border instead of the cassava. There is a strange barber for the VR crowd, in which you are a hairdresser, who has a coke diet mixed with shampoo and is currently hallucinating magic fish on a platform. And there is Midnight Barber, an intuitive novel in which you are your werewolf, designed for ASMR but also a political revolution in Barcelona. The barber sim card is a difficult genre. But alas, a person lacks ethnicity. Most of the search terms turn on games with BBQ, barbarians or women called Barbara.
The barber will fit right with Deliveryance 2, I think so. The game has allowed you to practice a series of medieval transactions, from beer production to cooking to tanning and beating. I am quite sure that Henry’s polishing skills will translate naturally to give Hans Capon a Pompadour – although this will of course be obsolete, because the special style is from the 18th century. See, I am a hair expert. Do not make me perform all these studies without anything, Warhorse. Do not disappoint me on March 13.
