My summer car no longer accesses early with version 1.0 after nine years in the chop store

Someone deep in the intestines of the Internet once protested that Dark Souls was “my summer car”. The joke was trapped with me enough to try a mechanic sim when it was released into Access Access in 2016. I don’t know it will take another nine years to bring this ambitious Life Life simulation to a full release. But this is. If you want a deeply confused game about the combination of an old work with a piece, while periodically sweating dirt from your body in a cramped sauna, I can’t think of a better wasted time. My summer car 1.0 was launched yesterday, and a new trailer came with it.

It is a great game. You have a button to urinate, and another button dedicated to giving everyone the middle finger. You can participate in rally races and confuse everything in the car you spent the last few hours to repair. If you are emotionally broken and immediately love with games that don’t care about you as one person, then you will probably be the leader for this.

However, at least it is lightly For forgiveness than its initial release. For example, you start with more foods more than a single sausage pack, and the car parts are no longer wear out over time but still exist forever. There is also a bus to prevent you stuck in the middle of nowhere when you run out of fuel – something happened to me at least once when you access it early.

Other things have changed. Now there is a stress gauge, a driving motorbike, and many new neighbors, farms and factories to visit on the map. This includes at least one guy who will gamble with you in a card game. I get all this from a handy video listing all the differences, great and small. I have not really played the latest version. I was so scared. Reviewing this Scroppy monster is a task I have just scared and desire.

Amistech Games developers once quietly refer to the plan for the sequel called My Winter Car. Having the beauty of the old summer beat is a top priority, but recently, the developer has confirmed in an updated post that the next part is still in “positive development”. If you are really impatient, there is a winter mod that jumped the gun, added snow weather and other cold factors to the game.

If you are still wondering if this sim is an abnormal like it seems from that trailer, you can get a flavor of its gloomy eccentricity from different patching notes over the past nine years. Here are the best number:

Now you can die from urinating into wrong places

She may now want to ride to the church

She now pays less if you have a prison tattoo

If the player unconscious because of drunkenness while there is a prison sentence, he will be taken back to the prison

Add TV to the prison

Cousins can now end as your roommate

Hangover is now best to drink alcohol

Jumping from the lowest price position is now a exercise method

Add lottery

Urine is currently accumulating if the player continues to urinate on the floor

Added teletext to the TV, using remote control to operate

Now you can bake food on the head of the hot Satsuma engine

NAose meat can be eaten after it is grilled, similar to fish