OCTOPUSES Six armed and other horror of Abyssal from ARK: Survival Evolve’s New Slop Trailer

What is the rate of flights to GDC these days? I asked because I really like to buzzing my happy way of the conference walls when Snail Games USA revealed an advertisement video created by ARK: Survival Evolved’s Aquas. I will give it a solid nine on the scale “We don’t even try to disguise it anymore”. How ugly it is? It is bad enough for the initial developers to hurried and resolutely away from the project, recalling their concentration as ARK: Survival has risen and ARK 2.

If I have to summarize the introduction in a single word, I will try to write with Alphabetti Spaghetti for four days, I cannot speak my bad voice before retiring to fart to God. This will still take about fourteen times effort compared to anyone who is paid to write “as the ocean, but worse” on their phones to tease the following results.

Fans are understood in a way that is easy to understand in front of its pocket, like me, honestly. Nothing to build an excitement for a new release like the company behind it is proud to declare that they do not respect the interests or intelligence of the audience. It is especially jarring when considering recent wildlife has revealed an animated video for their lost colonial expansion by Jujutsu Kaisen Studio Mappa. Now, I’m not an art critic, but I like Chi to be shown in the exact amount.

If I could say a positive thing about the trailer, it was that I was really nostalgic about the Synap system that was blooming at 0:43, because it reminded me of the early days of the Genai-Precursor Depdream, a period of time when slop could at least have a different type of aesthetic. I was also tickled by a shark without horse riding at 0:56 because, yes, it looked like the cover of a SMUT novel about a guy with shark or doing everything he was damn on Sharkback.

Well, there are some comfort to be done in the fans’ backlash immediately and united. Wildcard is not controversial or mind, but I think that we gradually become tricky and appreciate those who are miserable and manual in the face of replacement. Meanwhile, the mental attack from every angle on all aspects of the existence will continue until the spirit is improved.