It is like a premium wine made from the stupidest grapes you’ve ever seen – just the thick grapes that cannot be understood – Revolution X growing stronger in my memory each year. I received a press email about a game called Voivod: The Nucle Warrior (Steam) this morning. Voivod is a real band. I don’t have time to listen to their music, which I am definitely lovely and important, because I’m busy thinking about Revolution X again.
Starting life in Arcade cabinets in the middle, and then transferred to MS-DOS in 1996 by Acclaim, Revolution X is a Lightgun shooting game that has equipped you with a SMG plastic chunky and you shot special bastards that make the world worse with too many rules. You also shot the CD to collect them, and if you spin really well, you will be rewarded with Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler screaming things like “Hey Babe!” And “Kablam!” Because you. This can inspire you to shoot badly, depending on your emotions of Steven Tyler.
